Fake Yoga- (Jade Southard WI)

With David Hyink

January 1 - 4, 2026

Contact: David Hyink
David.hyink@breitenbush.com

  • The Grove (1 queen bed) – $1,261.00
  • The Grove (1 full bed + 1 twin bed) – $1,261.00
  • The Grove (1 full bed + twin bunk) – $1,261.00
  • Lodge Room (1 full bed) – $1,026.00
  • Milky Way (1 twin bed) – $951.00
  • Milky Way (twin bunk bed) – $951.00
  • Mushroom Yurt (2 queen beds) – $1,356.00
  • Forest Shelter (2 queen beds) – $1,416.00
  • Sundial Yurt (2 queen beds) – $1,356.00
  • Bell Hotel (1 queen bed) – $1,221.00
  • Personal Vehicle Site – $951.00
    • (All prices include $861.00 base amount)
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Feel a sense of liberation during this retreat as we pretend to know how to do yoga, and have fun doing it! Fake movement, fake breathing, fake everything! You’ll never feel so real in your life!

About the Leader

David Hyink

David is highly experienced in his skill of pretending to do yoga. His humble spirit and selflessness always makes a lasting impression and sets his students at ease.

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